Have you been sick in the last two weeks? Gee... my bad. We promised to protect you from those bacteriallish, virussy things, didn't we? Darn. Dropped the ball. No, no, no, I didn't say I wanted to hear about whatever disease you had last week! No life stories, really! But did you really? Oh, that's so interesting.
Really though! My human had a sounds-funny problem. That was the Kirby Gods punishing her. No, not me, I'm Kirby God, but it is the Higher Kirby Gods who cause these problems. You know, the ones that hurdle my body off the top of the A-frame against my innocent will.
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