Nothing beats fresh from the garden except fresh from the garden and in my mouth.
Human went and spent a disgusting amount of money on collars for dogs that are so hairy that you can't even see 'em. But when they look like this, who wouldn't? The following were custom made for Bear Dogs via Etsy. 

Kirby Smiles.
It's not that I don't like jumping in and out of planters, but you may or may not be interested in knowing that there is a bad H-bomb eating a nasty old banana peel behind me. 
It's a timing OR focus thing. :( 
"This joke is rude."
It's a little windy inside.
"This is neither cute nor amusing"
