In Flanders Fields, the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly.

I got off my human ass, and called around to some facilities yesterday. Why? Because this is what Kirbies do best.

Kirbies are ridiculous, and Kirbies get really bored, and look at you like "Oooohhh I have nothing to live for, let me stare sadly down the stairs until someone fun magically appears." I am currently awaiting reply from anybody. My next plan of action will be the contact the Richmond Animal Protection Society, whom I probably should have contacted to begin with, as I know> that they have a nearly full course, and I know that rescues always need deals/affiliates/cash flow, buuutttt..... I am a city spoiled child, and the idea of driving 40 minutes each way, just hurts my head. I can't even justify the distance by telling myself "It's on the way to work." It is not. It is like a perfect triangle.

Do Kirbies Retrieve?

If by retrieve, you mean "brings to you within no particular time frame, the answer is yes, by all means. We are working on amending the definition of "retrieve" slightly. But if I get it, it counts... I think.

Stay tuned for the debut of some more off-the-way, one-of-a-kind tricks. They're under wraps for now, but you'll be a Kirby fan when they come out, trust me!

Oh so special

Happy September, October, and November, folks. Sorry, I had my computer redone, and time slipped away.

My pivotal purchases during that time (other than the actual car, and an additional gross amount of money that I spent on grooming equipment), were these vinyl decals. You see, I draw this ridiculous Kirby cartoon face on everything that exists; and how else is there to make my car special, than to doodle on it? So I went out and found a seller on Etsy, which is like eBay for the creative and handy type, who is capable of cutting vinyl. Ten days after sending in my drawing, my decals came in the mail, and marked my car. If you see a little Civic motoring down the street with Kirby pictures on it- that's me. Honk and wave. :)

New Career Path

Mr. Kerberos has updated his résumé to now include "Professional Bubble Blower" (of all the ridiculous things.) "Be a Sniffer Dog" I said ro him, but Nooooo... gotta blow bubbles for fun. Like that's ever gonna be an Olympic sport. Anyways since discovering his face to be his central heating system, this wonderfully goofy man has taken to wading around with his entire head under water, all the while blowing bubbles out of his giant black nose holes. Just one more thing that makes Kirby Kirby.

NEW BALL!!!

Nom Nom Nom!

I do not trust your intentions

Last Minute Substitution