Mr. Kerberos has updated his résumé to now include "Professional Bubble Blower" (of all the ridiculous things.) "Be a Sniffer Dog" I said ro him, but Nooooo... gotta blow bubbles for fun. Like that's ever gonna be an Olympic sport. Anyways since discovering his face to be his central heating system, this wonderfully goofy man has taken to wading around with his entire head under water, all the while blowing bubbles out of his giant black nose holes. Just one more thing that makes Kirby Kirby.
It doesn't matter if you like big dogs, or little dogs; if you like bearded dogs, or smooth dogs; if you like working dogs, or couch dogs; if you exclusively like border collies; or no dogs at all. It just doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, because you love Kirby. And when you've got Kirby, who needs apples?