Human went and spent a disgusting amount of money on collars for dogs that are so hairy that you can't even see 'em. But when they look like this, who wouldn't? The following were custom made for Bear Dogs via Etsy.
It's not that I don't like jumping in and out of planters, but you may or may not be interested in knowing that there is a bad H-bomb eating a nasty old banana peel behind me.
I learned that someone took MY dog and let it off lead, and used MY camera to take this photo. I was livid. But guess what. This photo is noisy. Why did you think it was MINE?
It doesn't matter if you like big dogs, or little dogs; if you like bearded dogs, or smooth dogs; if you like working dogs, or couch dogs; if you exclusively like border collies; or no dogs at all. It just doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, because you love Kirby. And when you've got Kirby, who needs apples?