Hey Babe, What's your Sign?

Shut up, I'm posing.

The Human Cheats

Unidentified Flying Objects

How did the resolution end up so sucky?

Go Away.

This is not your house.

Stop Screwing Around

...and throw it!!!

The Kirby Diet

The easy way to take 10 inches off your waist.

I am not fat, I am big furred

Happy Birthday Squishy Face

Holy Crap Balls...

...My Kirby Bear is old. Just kidding, we don't buy that age crap. All the same, Mr Kirby was born April 13th 2003 though. Carrot cake at the Kerbehaus tomorrow.

Where is Holly? I don't know.

Who is this Man Bear Dog you speak of?

I can see you! Sort of.

Super Hair

Is it in you?

Nom Nom Finger

I would do anything for Lettuce

...But I won't do that.

Okay. Maybe I will.

The Misconception

Misconception #1- I brush my dog every day.

Do you even know me? Do you know my dog? First of all, do you come home from work or school every day, and say "Hey, I think I'll go sit at a desk."? Yeah, I didn't think so. And second, you explain to the Fury that you would like him to lay on his side every night. Then when you tell him okay, get up, say "Just kidding, flip to your other side and lay still again." This is Kirby, people. Kirbies have legs, and a giant brain, and a lot of moving parts. Brushing? 10 minutes per week. Tops. Not including the post-weight bearing saddle bags comb through. Sorry to disappoint, but you know when I tell you to brush your dog every day, or we will shave it? That is one of those do as I say, not as I do things.

Go ahead. Make me puffy.

Holly is biting her crotch

Girls are such filthy, filthy creatures.

[Don't forget to click to enlarge]

By the way, that is not my human. My human's withers are much closer to my withers than that human's withers. That is another human in my house. That human is a Holly lover. Yuck.

Gosh, I'm Sorry.

Have you been sick in the last two weeks? Gee... my bad. We promised to protect you from those bacteriallish, virussy things, didn't we? Darn. Dropped the ball. No, no, no, I didn't say I wanted to hear about whatever disease you had last week! No life stories, really! But did you really? Oh, that's so interesting.

Really though! My human had a sounds-funny problem. That was the Kirby Gods punishing her. No, not me, I'm Kirby God, but it is the Higher Kirby Gods who cause these problems. You know, the ones that hurdle my body off the top of the A-frame against my innocent will.